Support Center -> Nuclear Glump
Downloads and Upgrades
Download Instructions:
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1. | Determine which download you want. If you are unsure, take your best guess. All downloads are sure to be great enhancements to your Glump product.
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2. | Check your Glump version by looking at the tag on it's left foot.
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3. | Select the files you would like to download.
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4. | Click "Download"
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Note: By downloading GLUMP software and upgrades, you agree the terms & conditions outlined on your GLUMP product packaging. Upgrade names are arbitrary and may or may not reflect the true effect of the download.
Date: 10/1/03
Language: English
Version: G1.A
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Dirty Bomb Expansion Pack
Cheap and Affordable fun.
One Pack lasts for decades.
Free press release included.
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Size: 32.4Gb

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Date: 5/11/02
Language: English
Version: G1.A
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Radiation Shielding Expansion Pack
Allows Nuclear Glump to be taken out of his cooling tower for 8 hours a day.
Reduces probability of explosion by 50%.
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Size: 10.2Gb

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Nuclear Glump Frequently Asked Questions
What if my Glump exploded!?!
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Put on the nuclear radiation suit included with your Glump.
Call your local hazmat team.
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Can I cook potatos with my Glump?
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Of course! Nuclear Glump comes with a built in nuclear microwave.
WARNING: Leaving foodstuff in Nuclear Glump for a prolonged period of time will irradiate the food. Do not eat food that has been in Nuclear Glump for longer than 5 minutes. If food is in Nuclear Glump for longer than 10 minutes it must be disposed as toxic waste.
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Can I take my Glump out of his cooling tower?
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Yes, Nuclear Glump is made with radiation retaining materials.
You can take Nuclear Glump out of his cooling tower for up to 4 hours a day.
You can play with your Nuclear Glump in his cooling tower while wearing the included radiation suit.
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